Post by Miss Rumor on Apr 2, 2009 12:15:29 GMT -5
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Who is this "Miss Rumor" anyway?
There have been many questions lately as to who, exactly, this "Miss Rumor" lady, queen of all forms of gossip, is. Well quite frankly, there is no way you shall ever know exactly who I am. I lie behind the grapevine, a woman hidden behind the veil of secrecy and my passion to deliver all the juicy details to my loyal followers. It is my job to enrich the citizens, mentioning the "who's who", "who's where", and "who's with who". Some say my job is not a profession at all; but, you see, not just anyone can do what I do. Not many others have the guts to delve deep into the lives of people they have never technically met before in this lifetime. And yet, the information I receive by gathering this gossip makes me just as close to these persons as they and their loved ones themselves.
It is my job, you see, to entertain the masses. Some say what I am doing has the ability to ruin lives, but honestly, who cares about secrets anymore? The media is all about bringing the secrets of celebrities out into the open; I am just bringing all this information-gathering down to a more.. personal level, in order to enrich the knowledge of all citizens of Pasadena. Is that so bad?
